Kutty just happened to twist his ankle by 90 degrees. (OUCH! That sounds painful)
So which ankle was it?



Ans: His right ankle (angle) !!!

Van Gogh Special !!!

Q. What do you call the half brother of Van Gogh who's afraid of heights ?

A. Verti-Gogh.


Q. What would call the obnoxious cousin of Van Gogh ?

A. Please-Gogh.

Well, twas about time I started posting too...

So here goes...

1. What do you call a whore who keeps changing her colors? (Got this from Alfi)

A. Chameli-on


2. Some LOTR stuff...

a. What is the dwarfs' favorite Indian festival?
--> Ganapati Bappa Moria

b. And why did Sauron's house have many entrances?
--> Cos he lives in More-Door

c. And why does Boromir's house have no entrances?
--> He lives in Gone-Door

That's all for now...

1. (For Mafia enthusiasts only) Why is the Jester very good at editing text files?
A: 'cuz he's the Village Idiot (VI)

2. A superstitious guy keeps a spreadsheet open whenever he observes a fast. Why?
A: 'cuz then he'd be Excel-Lent!

3. What d'you call my blog if it hosted lots of gay porn? (Thanks Sanat)
A. The Loin's Share

4. What do you get when you compress Parijat Mukherjee? (Potter)
A: MP3! (Pari-Chaat Mukherjee = PCM = Pulse Code Modulation)

5. What measuring instrument is used to judge the quality of a digital electronics book?
A: Mano-meter (Morris/Mano)

This gem of a PJ comes from The Cyborg...

Q. What would Mahavira say to Tarzan the Apeman ?

A. You Tarzan, Me Jain !!!

This one's straight from the Lion's mouth.

We were sitting at some local Sagar having breakfast. Five of us had ordered Cheese Masala Dosa (not anywhere close to the PBM Dosa at Sangeetha's).
Kutty says. "If you were to have Cheese Masala Dosa and open the window then everyting would be black outside. Why?"

Ans: Coz it's CMD follwed by opening the window.

Here's another. What is the variant of Apple's Portable audio player sold in Thambiland called?

Ans; O- Podu !!! ( the nano version is sold as O-Podu Nanu :) )

Orthopaedics

Ah, looks like I'll have to do the honors (tho' as Potter would say, my B.E. score has no chance at an Honors ;):

1. What do you call it when your lung leaks? (courtesy Potter)
A. An (h)airline fracture.

2. What do you call it when you rip your fave pair of jeans?
A. A lee-ga(r)ment tear.