This one's straight from the Lion's mouth.

We were sitting at some local Sagar having breakfast. Five of us had ordered Cheese Masala Dosa (not anywhere close to the PBM Dosa at Sangeetha's).
Kutty says. "If you were to have Cheese Masala Dosa and open the window then everyting would be black outside. Why?"

Ans: Coz it's CMD follwed by opening the window.

Here's another. What is the variant of Apple's Portable audio player sold in Thambiland called?

Ans; O- Podu !!! ( the nano version is sold as O-Podu Nanu :) )