1. (For Mafia enthusiasts only) Why is the Jester very good at editing text files?
A: 'cuz he's the Village Idiot (VI)

2. A superstitious guy keeps a spreadsheet open whenever he observes a fast. Why?
A: 'cuz then he'd be Excel-Lent!

3. What d'you call my blog if it hosted lots of gay porn? (Thanks Sanat)
A. The Loin's Share

4. What do you get when you compress Parijat Mukherjee? (Potter)
A: MP3! (Pari-Chaat Mukherjee = PCM = Pulse Code Modulation)

5. What measuring instrument is used to judge the quality of a digital electronics book?
A: Mano-meter (Morris/Mano)