Q: The Great Flood comes again and this time Noah uses a stack to store all the animals in his ark. Which is the last animal?
A: Pop goes the weasel!

Q: What did the Afro-Kannadiga say when he wanted to empty his bursting bladder?
A: Loo Bega!

Q: What did Lahari Gowda want of Reverend William Archibald?
A: Gahari Lowda