If a rhinoceros learns magic, what would it be called??
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Ans: Gendalf

Went to F-cafe last week and Nikhil was so hungry for food he dug into the first pasta that arrived... alas, it was a non-veg pasta and our man is a pure vegetarian!! One leap of thought later, this one came up...

What is the worst thing that has happened when a veggie man ate non-veg by mistake?
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The 1857 Mutiny!! :D

This one comes from Girish Rathor...

Why do people watch a football game before they start drinking?
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Because it gives them a kick!!