Well, twas about time I started posting too...
So here goes...
1. What do you call a whore who keeps changing her colors? (Got this from Alfi)
A. Chameli-on
2. Some LOTR stuff...
a. What is the dwarfs' favorite Indian festival?
--> Ganapati Bappa Moria
b. And why did Sauron's house have many entrances?
--> Cos he lives in More-Door
c. And why does Boromir's house have no entrances?
--> He lives in Gone-Door
That's all for now...
So here goes...
1. What do you call a whore who keeps changing her colors? (Got this from Alfi)
A. Chameli-on
2. Some LOTR stuff...
a. What is the dwarfs' favorite Indian festival?
--> Ganapati Bappa Moria
b. And why did Sauron's house have many entrances?
--> Cos he lives in More-Door
c. And why does Boromir's house have no entrances?
--> He lives in Gone-Door
That's all for now...
3 Comments:
Q. And what do you call it if McLaren had a hundred principals?
A. Sauron!
By Aslan, at 9:04 PM
Q. Talking of Alfi, what would Alfi's ass be called?
A. Gandalfi!
By Praveen Krishnan, at 7:51 PM
hahaha! that was really funny PGK!
By Raj, at 8:30 PM
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