OUCH - The Organisation of Ultra Crass Humorists !!!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Well, twas about time I started posting too...

So here goes...

1. What do you call a whore who keeps changing her colors? (Got this from Alfi)

A. Chameli-on


2. Some LOTR stuff...

a. What is the dwarfs' favorite Indian festival?
--> Ganapati Bappa Moria

b. And why did Sauron's house have many entrances?
--> Cos he lives in More-Door

c. And why does Boromir's house have no entrances?
--> He lives in Gone-Door

That's all for now...

3 Comments:

  • Q. And what do you call it if McLaren had a hundred principals?

    A. Sauron!

    By Blogger Aslan, at 9:04 PM  

  • Q. Talking of Alfi, what would Alfi's ass be called?

    A. Gandalfi!

    By Blogger Praveen Krishnan, at 7:51 PM  

  • hahaha! that was really funny PGK!

    By Blogger Raj, at 8:30 PM  

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